Reasons to not be single!
so what is it people, the reason I’m single A. I’m ugly B. at 5 foot 6 I’m too short C. bad attitude or D. gotta actually approach girls instead of being on every dating website known to mankind in hopes of meeting a girl in there E. she will come with time *and wow you’re a moron to people who pick E* girls don’t hit on guys.
year old brown guy determined to get a girl and yet his actions are that of mr determined to be single forever well aside from his online actions. its a rough world for us somewhat average looking guys with below average heights and above average hitting on girl ability that is underused due to rejections and the notion that hitting on girls does not lead to success
and yes that’s 23 reasons why I need a gf and to hit on a girl. the ironic part is ill probably still not hit on a cute girl after all this. like seriously who in their right mind hits on a girl on a subway crowded with people to the point you have to say excuse me to someone,NOT to get off the subway but just to hit on the girl behind them. and that my friends is the miserable life of mr sweet romantic skinny 22
21 it could be weeks even months before another hiton opportunity manifests 22 do you frikken see yourself these 22 statuses makes its obvious you need help. 23. and if you don’t start taking action you might as well take pills to shut off your emotions and be a nobody who feels so sad textually deprived lonely worthless failure old that he takes pills just to feel neutral
20 continued on a girl so bad while wearing headphones
18. you may be 5 foot 6 but that girl you didn’t hit on was nice and short mind you you’d probably have to lift her up to kiss but she was tiny so it would kind of work out. 19. yeah a girl like her well she looked you in the eyes without that whole hi I’m a super arrogant bitch and all the guys want me sort of attitude. 20. well though she didn’t smile back you’re the um not so wise personal wanting to hit on
16. well as an employed 5 foot 6 brown human male I’m sure a fellow human female brown wouldn’t call 911 for being hit on. at worst I’d be awkward 17. you have great potential why waste it. you could theoretically be the greatest equivalent of a pickup artist not to be confused with a player. the goal is to get 1 deserving romantic girl who appreciates a nice sweet guy and is a non gold digger and ahem is intimate
12. all the filters people have make it difficult to really meet a long-term successful ship. 13. even if I could have superpower to split myself into 5 guys and go to 5 different places I’d still not have hit on a you know what. and no not a brick wall. 14. yeah 13 was sad, but being single forever is sad too 15. paying for textual attention. like really sinking that low
10. walk in the cold shivering and suffering from a long hard day of work to just be single and textually deprived *ahem*. 11. don’t you think in working and all other stress and suffering in life you deserve someone to love n hold n cuddle HELL YEAH
3. I will regret it over and over. 4. it gets progressively harder to achieve by age, 5. around 4 girls have trained me 6. I’ve done research 7. well online stuff failing miserably 8. it has brought some degree of success 9. better than nothing
1 I aint getting any younger. 2. times running out
