The scrawny yet sexy single’s guys hunt for a girl at York University: Day 1
Score: 1/9 : 11.11%
(i.e. POTENTIAL approaches of remarkably gorgeous petite brown girls possible DIVIDED BY # of approaches made)
The long title of this you can call
Hopelessly single skinny 5″8 guys and the hunt for the single girl at York University / Seneca @ York adventures presents: Day 1
There is no denying the fact that I did not get beyond “Hi” in conversation with any girl.
Okay, what happened today?
Heres a list of the failures.
Location 1: pre-Seneca area.
Time: Morning @ 1100 am
1 cute prospect(ironically, same situation yesterday) , failed to approach.. this time not due to headphones, perhaps due to paralysis, or not having the guts. Or maybe it’s because I find the
probability of the girl ( a petite brown girl is the first filter ) , then
1) being interested,
2) giving her #
3) not living far, and as I live in the markham / scarborough area, far would be defined as Mississauga, or Oakville or something of that sort. Though
Location 2: Seneca.
Time: Morning @ 1130am
1 cute prospect, failed to approach due to taken seats, etc.
Location 3: York University cafe CLH.
Time: Afternoon
1 cute prospect initially joined her table, but I was too focused on meeting friends oh well she wasn’t that cute anyways. 
blame it on that..
Location 4: York University hallway.
Time: Afternoon
1 cute prospect was giving out yogurt. and I was with some friends. She was cute, and so I say hi, and shes like here you go, as I walk by and she hands me yogurt. I walk away. (well for yogurt girl she gave a very antisocial vibe, or at least was too business oriented with giving out that bloody yogurt to talk to me..)
Again as I’m sitting she offers more yogurt. Now really I needed to get beyond the bloody yogurt and say something like
“hey, so where can I get this Yogurt, its really good”
and then follow with
“oh thats cool so are you a york student..etc”
Location 5: bus home
taking the bus home , there was one cute girl, but sitting beside her when other seats are available is awkward and creepy I suppose, though talking across seats was an option..
Location 6: on my street,
Yes, as I am nearly on my street in Markham (where I believe its virtually impossible to meet a single and gorgeous brown girl..) well.. there she was walking down the street, and quite cute. I don’t say a word. game over.
Location 7 : Mcdonalds in Markham
some cute chick is eating mcdonalds alone, do I approach her? no… lol I suppose i could have grabbed my mcdonalds and asked to join her,
“hey i noticed you are sitting by yourself, I’m also alone may I join you?”
Location 8: Library.
Well I was in the library a bit… so there was a girl on the computer next to mine and she was cute, and gosh i really wish i knew what nationality she was, because her skin tone was hot and she was really pretty. mind you, she was hanging out with a muslim girl with the hijab.. so that could imply a 70% chance she is muslim i suppose… but hey I didnt go for her, shes gone too…
Analysis time..
..okay so of all these possible approaches, let’s hear which location was ideal. Oh that’s right, all would have been at least 8 chances. Now getting a girlfriend to me, means more than getting a bloody job. Jobs I’ll get out of instinct. Money I’ll get out of instinct.
Girls, are more of a time bomb ticking. How so?
Can I really meet girls my age once I graduate? Will they be in the same place all at once?
Imagine a girl working at a fast food place, suppose its busy the first time I go but I am determined to ask her out, or get her phone number, so I go another time and another , hoping it won’t be busy..
Okay, Mr. so determined to get a girl, if you are really so determined, why did you throw all these 8 chances in the garbage?
Well, location 3,4 well either not the ideal type, or etc… so really that makes me 0/6 for today.
But let’s count yesterday, 1 for sure in the Pre-Seneca location so that’s 0/7, oh right 1 on the bus that’s 0/8 or to be more optimistic 1/9 since I technically did try with Ms. antisocial yogurt giver.
