they say hitting on women is a number’s game…

I’m sure half the guys out there sit back and relax or hide online rather than approaching the gorgeous women they see, well let’s see what happens if you actually did approach them…
7.5 approached in ~24 chances since feb 14 to current date
TREND: HIT ON 1 girl last week ( week ending march 18 2011)
23.6% of girls hit on !!
Analysis: just approach her especially when she looks at you long enough as if she expected you to talk to her.

Lessons:
- a girl can actually start a conversation
-key questions non personal
- see if they smile back
-talk about the situatuion

“Hey, what brings you to shoppers on valentines day”
“Oh the irony a blind girl like you whose so pretty”
B”Hey how’s it going,.”
“Hey do you mind if I join you”
“Hey I still remember you from ..”
*girl comments on situation* yeah I agree this is lame eh
“Can I ask you ladies a question..what do you look for in a guy”
#1
Mall shoppers bump valentines day 1
2pm
#2
Bus stop 1 (brimley n steeles)
5pm
#3
53 Bus beside 1
5pm
#4
Cafeteria near work 1
12pm
#5
York uni scott library. works there1
7pm
APPROACHED!!
#5.5
Work Elevator crowded 1
10am
#6
bus across 21 bus 1
10pm
#7
Bus across met her before from a stc store but she had headphones
8pm
#7.5(doesn’t count as much)
1 subway approached twice
630pm (someone I met before through friends party)
#8
1 bus lineup had about 15 seconds to lineup beside her but stalled
5pm
#9 girl on bus with open seat,..this nerdy brown girl sat at back of bus with open seat I was in front ..she then moved in front and looked back..hmm
530pm
……………………………..
Week beginning monday march 7 2011 ………
#10 I had headphones some girl was with her boyfriend it appears she had a sister and her sister got on bus last and had said something I think.. Also hard difficulty as by the time I saw the girl she was on bus and it was crowded
9am
#11 hard difficulty but a super cute brown girl and her friend talking near last stop (finch station)
5pm
EXCUSE: bad chances so far
#12
In subway shorter brown cute but had date same day
450pm

#13 bus behind who was looking for seat
530pm
#14 work cafe approached talked about program and where we work .. She said “I don’t give # out”
==week beginning monday march 21==
#15 fail: white girl talked to me while waiting for the bus meanwhile a gorgeous brown girl who I saw earlier happened to be lining up for the same bus behind where that white girl was. I did strike a mini conversation but she had a friend with her ..
5pm
#16 girl off the subway train during a delay
8am
#17 in finch station cute girl looking at me as if I was going to talk to her ..
7am
#18 3pm at UTSC girl with friend I liked her friend. I should have said that and told her as we talked about our nationality etc and she walked me to the room I was looking for.
..Talked to. She seemed too tall
#19 a girl having picture taken I approached her and helped her get the form but we got served too fast… I should have said quickly by the way if your not in a rush after your photos could you guide me to the where the atm is
..Talked to
=week beginning march 28
#20 girl on bus gets off …had headphones was waiting at a busstop near.. Next time approach ask nationality
8am
#21 approaches in the cafeteria with mmmufins. Got her e-mail. Converted to phone # .. But fail..anab
8am
=week beginning april 4
#22 girl was on outer seat on the bus.. She did look back a few times or so it appeared
4pm

#23 work cafe..walking by. I smile was not returned .. TRY
8am
=week beginning april 11
.. Many cases not documented

#24 got girls # on bus to york U. She was Goan ..did not return call or text
Stacey
#25 girl alone waiting for bus looked back
#26 girl in my way at timmys with friends
#27 girl at election booths
#28 girl while I was on bus saw her off bus at a timmys

JUNe 8 begin
#29 Girl parallel sidewalk didn’t try
Fail
#30 girl sitting in work chair etc didn’t try
Fail
#31 girl in york room studying.
Fail
#32 girl sitting with 3 guys hard difficulty
#33 girl sitting with 3 girls hard difficutly
#34 gorgeous girl in dress passing by
#35
asked her nationality , approached 536pm, asked her program
she didn’t respond back with questions, very bad sign…
very rude girl…

How to get the girls

summary of tips for getting women..
belief
“fast s*x get laid on one day or less*
1) approach girl, you give HER a chance to get to know you
2) wit and humour can work..
3) it’s NOT just the rich or super cute , or great looking studs that get the girls.
-”being with me is the best possible choice any woman can make”
4)whether ugly or cute, the right to vote(or play the lottery), or hit on women, is still your right or chance.
5) odd, but possible for an ugly girl to reject you and a superhot girl to want you
6) if you EVER hestitate for 3 seconds, remember a girl is a voting booth and it’s YOUR god-given right to hit on her
7) super hot girls STILL have their flaws covered up or not, and that includes intellectual flaws.
8) most important understanding of women: they are COMPLETELY and TOTALLY emotionally driven.
Their majority of decision making is emotionally based
9) before you can emotionally influence a woman you need to slip in her mind as the SLOT of potential boyfriend or lover.
10) having some level of superiority or authority over her establishes some leaway to get her interested

Overall I find an indirect way of smiling and seeing if she smiles back can work.

Reasons to not be single!

so what is it people, the reason I’m single A. I’m ugly B. at 5 foot 6 I’m too short C. bad attitude or D. gotta actually approach girls instead of being on every dating website known to mankind in hopes of meeting a girl in there E. she will come with time *and wow you’re a moron to people who pick E* girls don’t hit on guys.

year old brown guy determined to get a girl and yet his actions are that of mr determined to be single forever well aside from his online actions. its a rough world for us somewhat average looking guys with below average heights and above average hitting on girl ability that is underused due to rejections and the notion that hitting on girls does not lead to success

and yes that’s 23 reasons why I need a gf and to hit on a girl. the ironic part is ill probably still not hit on a cute girl after all this. like seriously who in their right mind hits on a girl on a subway crowded with people to the point you have to say excuse me to someone,NOT to get off the subway but just to hit on the girl behind them. and that my friends is the miserable life of mr sweet romantic skinny 22

‎21 it could be weeks even months before another hiton opportunity manifests 22 do you frikken see yourself these 22 statuses makes its obvious you need help. 23. and if you don’t start taking action you might as well take pills to shut off your emotions and be a nobody who feels so sad textually deprived lonely worthless failure old that he takes pills just to feel neutral

‎20 continued on a girl so bad while wearing headphones

‎18. you may be 5 foot 6 but that girl you didn’t hit on was nice and short mind you you’d probably have to lift her up to kiss but she was tiny so it would kind of work out. 19. yeah a girl like her well she looked you in the eyes without that whole hi I’m a super arrogant bitch and all the guys want me sort of attitude. 20. well though she didn’t smile back you’re the um not so wise personal wanting to hit on

‎16. well as an employed 5 foot 6 brown human male I’m sure a fellow human female brown wouldn’t call 911 for being hit on. at worst I’d be awkward 17. you have great potential why waste it. you could theoretically be the greatest equivalent of a pickup artist not to be confused with a player. the goal is to get 1 deserving romantic girl who appreciates a nice sweet guy and is a non gold digger and ahem is intimate

‎12. all the filters people have make it difficult to really meet a long-term successful ship. 13. even if I could have superpower to split myself into 5 guys and go to 5 different places I’d still not have hit on a you know what. and no not a brick wall. 14. yeah 13 was sad, but being single forever is sad too 15. paying for textual attention. like really sinking that low

‎10. walk in the cold shivering and suffering from a long hard day of work to just be single and textually deprived *ahem*. 11. don’t you think in working and all other stress and suffering in life you deserve someone to love n hold n cuddle HELL YEAH

‎3. I will regret it over and over. 4. it gets progressively harder to achieve by age, 5. around 4 girls have trained me 6. I’ve done research 7. well online stuff failing miserably 8. it has brought some degree of success 9. better than nothing

‎1 I aint getting any younger. 2. times running out

Turning waiting in line for a bus pass into a pickup line

Turning waiting in line for a bus pass into a conversation starter

you notice the people waiting in line for a person to buy their TTC pass or tokens is twice as long as those waiting for the machine.
Probably not because all those people have $115 in cash on them.

2 guys talked to me in that line.. 1 said yeah I wonder why so many people are in line for that, when they can just use the machine…
another guy said, I forgot to buy my bus pass,seeing as how its the day before the end of the month, it was quite useful..

so applying this to a girl.. well a simple conversation like that builds a connection and if they werent guys you could easily throw in , so are you just heading home from work..and you’ve got a conversational spark..

Warning signs you’re date is a dead end, or you’re dealing with a gold digger or selfish person unworthy of dating you

here are some signs you’re date is a dead end, or going to leave you an idiot spending money and not getting nothing! And yes, due to all the gold digging women who have spoiled the name for women, if a girl doesn’t

a. offer some form of sexual pleasure
b. offer to drive/bus to you
c. offer to pay for the date, if you make the effort to drive to her

then its quite accepted that she is a gold digger or selfish person. This has grown to be a reality… and as the last person on earth who wants to be *exually deprived with very solid reasons behind that, well let’s just hope the girl likes to be physical.
the girl will let you touch her like crazy, but to touch you, you have to basically beg her
the girls talks about the naughty things she *ahem* gave or did to her ex-boyfriends, but says that even if you take her out more times, you won’t be getting that, well thanks for busting my sex drive B!+$#
or better yet.. the girl says she won’t give you some even after you marry her.. just perfect haha…

how can dallas stars beat vancouver canucks and be at a whole new level in february 2011

well to their credit dallas made it a closer game ahem.. 4-1 not as bad as 7-1 loss last time..
but their team needs a sort of inter-team game..backup goalie and some forwards versus other players and lehtinen…

they seriously need to find a way to beat the canucks goaltender…
he used his stick to get their chance in front of the net away…and those were good chances
but the whole richards to neal.. .. neals shots didnt get through

on the powerplay instead of dumping in they should organize play and get someone to “the point” with a one-timer, they should really get a player with a nice one timer like “brett hull” former dallas star ..

also more give and gos and organized play rather than dump ins, or try to setup a breakaway or 2 on 1 rush play if they see a defender up far

and finally the obvious score early and don’t let them score..

The hopeless diaries

Okay so I guess when you are unable to build momentum … A good idea could be just to talk to anyone and say anything … I’d it happens to be a chick then all the better .

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what the secret got me

A girlfriend. His stock profits. Action. The mere belief in something or in the possibility seems to open a door!

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The scrawny yet sexy single’s guys hunt for a girl at York University: Day 1

Score: 1/9 : 11.11%
(i.e. POTENTIAL approaches of remarkably gorgeous petite brown girls possible DIVIDED BY # of approaches made)

The long title of this you can call
Hopelessly single skinny 5″8 guys and the hunt for the single girl at York University / Seneca @ York adventures presents: Day 1
There is no denying the fact that I did not get beyond “Hi” in conversation with any girl.

Okay, what happened today?
Heres a list of the failures.

Location 1: pre-Seneca area.
Time: Morning @ 1100 am
1 cute prospect(ironically, same situation yesterday) , failed to approach.. this time not due to headphones, perhaps due to paralysis, or not having the guts. Or maybe it’s because I find the
probability of the girl ( a petite brown girl is the first filter ) , then
1) being interested,
2) giving her #
3) not living far, and as I live in the markham / scarborough area, far would be defined as Mississauga, or Oakville or something of that sort. Though

Location 2: Seneca.
Time: Morning @ 1130am
1 cute prospect, failed to approach due to taken seats, etc.

Location 3: York University cafe CLH.
Time: Afternoon
1 cute prospect initially joined her table, but I was too focused on meeting friends oh well she wasn’t that cute anyways. blame it on that..

Location 4: York University hallway.
Time: Afternoon
1 cute prospect was giving out yogurt. and I was with some friends. She was cute, and so I say hi, and shes like here you go, as I walk by and she hands me yogurt. I walk away. (well for yogurt girl she gave a very antisocial vibe, or at least was too business oriented with giving out that bloody yogurt to talk to me..)

Again as I’m sitting she offers more yogurt. Now really I needed to get beyond the bloody yogurt and say something like
“hey, so where can I get this Yogurt, its really good”
and then follow with
“oh thats cool so are you a york student..etc”

Location 5: bus home
taking the bus home , there was one cute girl, but sitting beside her when other seats are available is awkward and creepy I suppose, though talking across seats was an option..

Location 6: on my street,
Yes, as I am nearly on my street in Markham (where I believe its virtually impossible to meet a single and gorgeous brown girl..) well.. there she was walking down the street, and quite cute. I don’t say a word. game over.

Location 7 : Mcdonalds in Markham
some cute chick is eating mcdonalds alone, do I approach her? no… lol I suppose i could have grabbed my mcdonalds and asked to join her,

“hey i noticed you are sitting by yourself, I’m also alone may I join you?”

Location 8: Library.
Well I was in the library a bit… so there was a girl on the computer next to mine and she was cute, and gosh i really wish i knew what nationality she was, because her skin tone was hot and she was really pretty. mind you, she was hanging out with a muslim girl with the hijab.. so that could imply a 70% chance she is muslim i suppose… but hey I didnt go for her, shes gone too…

Analysis time..

..okay so of all these possible approaches, let’s hear which location was ideal. Oh that’s right, all would have been at least 8 chances. Now getting a girlfriend to me, means more than getting a bloody job. Jobs I’ll get out of instinct. Money I’ll get out of instinct.

Girls, are more of a time bomb ticking. How so?
Can I really meet girls my age once I graduate? Will they be in the same place all at once?
Imagine a girl working at a fast food place, suppose its busy the first time I go but I am determined to ask her out, or get her phone number, so I go another time and another , hoping it won’t be busy..

Okay, Mr. so determined to get a girl, if you are really so determined, why did you throw all these 8 chances in the garbage?

Well, location 3,4 well either not the ideal type, or etc… so really that makes me 0/6 for today.
But let’s count yesterday, 1 for sure in the Pre-Seneca location so that’s 0/7, oh right 1 on the bus that’s 0/8 or to be more optimistic 1/9 since I technically did try with Ms. antisocial yogurt giver.